HomeThe Cat aka Squirt: Writing companion? The Cat aka Squirt: Writing companion? The Human is at that noisy clicking thing again, so I’m just sitting here guarding the kingdom. Doesn’t matter if the Human at the desk, or at the table with the laptop, I have all rights to interrupt. It is my kingdom after all. What! This is not yours. Why are you reading and not writing, Human!! Get back to work! This writing until the early morning hours has got to stop.